Havic: The Bothering Cards

Index | Cards 1 (Adm) | Cards 2 (Bra) | Cards 3 (Dea) | Cards 4 (Fir) | Cards 5 (Mrs) | Cards 6 (Spa) | Cards 7 (Ugl) | Rules

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Mrs. Williams

CCC

 Murderous Teddy Bear

C

 Nerd

AAA
Recruit Peon Recruit Peon Recruit Peon

Whack Mrs. Williams and pay 4 units of alcohol for chosen peon to be sent back to owner's hand.

Stealth

Whack Nerd to force chosen peon to attack.
— "No one ever really figured out who, what, or why, Mrs. Williams was but we can all assume she is staying"
– Anonymous Graduate
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No Show


Nurse Practitioner

AACCC

 Peeping Tom

AAACCC
Recruit Peon Recruit Peon Recruit Peon


Sacrifice peon to give Nurse Practitioner +2/+1 until the end of the turn.

Stealth

— This card sucks... — My favorite days are the good ones when none of the students die! — Tis better to have looked and lost than never to have looked at all.
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Pledge Master

AAAA

 Pledge Task

C

 Princess

CCCCCC
Recruit Peon Effect Recruit Peon

all pledges get +1/+1 and stealth.

Two chosen peons deal no damage this turn.

Stealth.
— Listen here pukes! Your misery directly translates to a proportional amount of my own pleasure and I love to be happy!

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Psych Experiment

C

 Revenge

AA

 Ritalin Guy

AAAAAA
Effect Effect Recruit Peon

You loose 3 sanity points. Chosen peon gains +3/+2.

All damage done to you this turn by any one opponent is also done to him.

Stealth



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Roger Lawrence Banks III

AA

 Shemale Warrior

AAA

 Sketchy Character

AAAAA
Recruit Peon Recruit Peon Recruit Peon

Stealth

Whack Shemale Warrior to make chosen peon gain +1/+1

Stealth
Sketchy character can only block other peons with stealth.
— He went from being preppy, stinkin rich, to just stinkin.
– Harvey Grundlemeyer, Class President 		— Transsexual: One who carries his junior year abroad a little too far.
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