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Aeon Flux | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Aeon Flux
3BB
Summon Assassin
BB,T: Bury any target creature that has an upkeep cost associated with it.
"Not the Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale!"
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Ancestral Payback | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Ancestral Payback
UU
Instant
Discard any 2 cards from your hand, or your entire hand whichever is less. If any spell or effect causes you to discard Ancestral Payback, that spell or effect's controller must discard 4 cards their or entire hand, whichever is less.
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Assimilate Enchantment | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Assimilate Enchantment
1UUU
Enchant Enchantment
Target enchantment card is considered to have been cast by you while Assimilate Enchantment enchants it. You may retarget enchantment as if you had just cast it. If this card leaves play, place the card it enchanted in owner's graveyard.
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Aura of Originality | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Enchant Creature
When Aura of Originality comes into play, the creature it enchants is treated as the first Legendary Creature brought into play of its type. All other creatures in play of the same type are buried.
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Avoid Martyrdom | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Avoid Martyrdom
XGG
Instant
X target creatures are unaffected by target non-targeted spell or effect.
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Batonian Face Touchers | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Batonian Face Touchers 0
Summon Batonians
Banding; Counts as a white card
In return for letting them touch my face, they would jump in front of any sword or arrow for me. They were strange. Aye."
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Beavis & Butthead | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Beavis & Butthead
BB
Summon Idiots
T: Sacrifice Beavis & Butthead to counter any spell or effect which changes or can change the text of another card.
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Benevolent Sphere of Dave | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Benevolent Sphere of Dave
1WW
Enchantment
Upkeep: 2 life.
All white creatures controlled by you gain flying and first strike.
This card is restricted.
"Weenie me, baby."
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Black Mojo of Bloooogh | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Black Mojo of Bloooogh
3BBBB
Sorcery
Target player loses 1 life, discards 1 card from his or her hand, destroys 1 permanent under his or her control, and then taps 1 untapped permanent under his or her control.
"You bastard!"
John Cleese
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Brothers Gibb | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Brothers Gibb
3R
Summon Clowns
Any creature blocking or blocked by the Brothers Gibb is immediately marked with a Brothers Gibb token. While any Brothers Gibb tokens are on a creature, it in all ways becomes a Brothers Gibb.
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Burlesque Miracle | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Burlesque Miracle
2W
Instant
Choose target creature in any graveyard and target opponent. Opponent chooses and article of clothing you are wearing. If you remove it for the remainder of game, target creature comes into play on your side.
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Cloak of Respect | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Cloak of Respect
3W
Enchantment
Choose *, which is either "My Lord" or "My Lady". Choose target opponent. For every sentence directed at you that opponent fails to begin and end with *, that player suffers 1 point of damage.
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Clockwork Abyss | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Clockwork Abyss
2BB
Enchantment
Each player must sacrifice 1 artifact creature to the Clockwork Abyss during their upkeep. If a player has no artifact creatures to sacrifice during upkeep, the Clockwork Abyss will bury the first 2 artifact creatures that come into play on that player's side for the rest of his or her turn.
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Cloying Gift | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Cloying Gift
1B
Sorcery
Caster removes 1 card from his or her graveyard and places it in target opponent's hand. Remove Cloying Gift from the game.
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Counterblast | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Counterblast
R
Sorcery
Destroy any counter or token in play.
You may have up to six Counterblasts in your deck.
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CounterOOP | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | CounterOOP
U
Interrupt
Counter any spell if it is an out of print card as it is being cast. Cards which are out of print but are being reprinted in current sets are not considered out of print. This spell does not work on Fallen Empires cards.
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Dachshund Bomb | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Bomb
1G
Instant
Sacrifice a War Dachshund to do a number of points of damage divided any way you choose among target creature(s) and player(s) equal to the current power of the Dachshund sacrificed.
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Dachshund King | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund King
4G
Summon Dachshund King
While Dachshund King is in play, all War Dachshunds in play get +1/+2 and First Strike.
"He really is quite a good king. For a weiner dog."
Harquort Biggles
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Dachshund Medic | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Medic
2GG
Summon War Dachshund
GGG: Regenerate target War Dachshund.
"Medic!"
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Dachshund Rapture | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Rapture
3GG
Sorcery
Remove all War Dachshunds from your graveyard and put them directly into play on your side as if just summoned. Any player may pay 1 life for each War Dachshund they wish to prevent reentering play; remove these War Dachshunds from the game.
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Dachshund Shrine | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Shrine
2GG
Enchant Land
Can only target a land under your control.
Safice the land Dachshund Shrine enchants to give all your War Dachshunds +2/+2 and Flying until end of turn.
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Dachshund Soldier | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Soldier
1GG
Summon War Dachshund
GGG: Regenerate target War Dachshund.
"Stealthfully, Captain Woofle crept through the undergrowth. The Lord of the Pit ahead was laughing as it rended whole platoons asunder, but it had no idea it was about to meet its fate at the paws of a weiner dog!"
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Dachshund Spymaster | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Spymaster
2GG
Summon War Dachshund
GG: Look at random card in target opponent's hand. Pay an additional GG to exchange that card with one from the opponent's graveyard.
"Er, it didn't tap. Why didn't it tap??"
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Dachshund Warriors | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dachshund Warriors G
Summon War Dachshund
"A rabid pack of ferocious presto-logs with legs is what they were, all a biting and gnashing at me feet & ankles."
Sir Nigel Smoot
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Dark Sylph | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dark Sylph
2BB
Summon Sylph
T: Sacrifice Dark Sylph to remove target non-artifact creature from the game.
"She was real nice. Right up until the part where she blew us up."
Colossus de Sardia
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Distracting Jawline | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Distracting Jawline
UU
Interrupt
Tap any number of mana-producing permanents in play under control of a single player in any Magic game in the same room as you except your own. This mana is added to your mana pool. If any player from the other game shows you a card or effect under their control or in their hand which could counter this spell, this spell is countered. Cannot be used on someone who does not own any Annoying Kingdoms cards.
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Dystopian Mana Guy | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Dystopian Mana Guy
2
Artifact Creature
T: Add 1 mana of any color except those colors which lands under your control provide. This ability is played as an interrupt.
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Fluffymuffin Cocobutter | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Fluffymuffin Cocobutter
GGGG
Summon Anemic Legend
Fluffymuffin Cocobutter cannot be the target of any spell or effect. He is unaffected by anything which would remove him from play. Fluffymuffin Cocobutter can only leave play when the current game is over.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Gator Swarm | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Gator Swarm
BRG
Summon Gators
This creature can only be blocked by a number of blockers equal to the number of Gators that this card's controller has in play.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Genie Farm! | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Enchantment
Remove this card from your deck if any Djinn, Genie, or Efreet cards are in it.
Whenever a Djinn, Genie, or Efreet is put into play, place a counter on Genie Farm!.
0: Remove a counter from Genie Farm! to put a 0/1 Flying Genie Weasel token into play. If a Flying Genie Weasel blocks or is blocked by a Djinn, Genie, or Efreet, remove both creatures from the game.
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Grub Sprite | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Grub Sprite
R
Summon Sprite
Flying
Cunning as a pigeon, diseased as a duck, and as likeable as a sucking chest wound.
Lord Ibid
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Horrible Frog Stamp | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Horrible Frog Stamp
5
Artifact
Comes into play tapped. While untapped, the Horrible Frog Stamp burys all permanents and counters all spells with a Scry (current issue) median value of $45. Any opponent may give you $2 to purchase this card from you when it is in play. Card is put into purchaser's graveyard at that time.
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Howling Mind | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Howling Mind
3
Artifact
Each player draws 2 extra cards during their main draw phase.
"Awww, what the heck?
Nathan Omnivore
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Killer Clown | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Killer Clown
U
Summon Clown
Mountainwalk
"For me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clow killed my dad."
Jack Handy
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Kitty | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Kitty
4BB
Summon Kitty
Plainswalk
Controller or permanent or caster of spell which removes Kitty from play suffers 5 damage. If an argument over who is really responsible for removing Kitty from play occurs, contact Paul Thompson for a final ruling.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Lady Flourmeica | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Lady Flourmeica
WWUUGG
Summon Anemic Legend
Flying
While Lady Flourmeica is in play, all creature gain flying.
All damage done to Lady Flourmeica by flying creatures is reduced to 0.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Leaden Mox | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Leaden Mox
0
Artifact
When Leaden Mox is put into play, all other Moxen and Loti are destroyed. While Leaden Mox is in play, new Moxen and Loti spells are countered.
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Leafy Greens | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Leafy Greens
GG
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep: 2
This spell causes you 2 damage when successfully cast.
All green creatures under your control gain +1/+2
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Light Ritual | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Light Ritual
W
Interrupt
Add WWW to your mana pool.
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Little Lord Ibid | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Little Lord Ibid
BBBWWW
Summon Anemic Legend
Little Lord Ibid comes into play tapped. He is +1/+1 when tapped.
When Little Lord Ibid is untapped, all non-basic lands become Basic Lands of Ibid, losing all their natural abilities and instead producing 1 colorless mana when tapped.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Marauding Penguins | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Marauding Penguins
2RRR
Summon Penguins
Trample, Protection from Red
Marauding Penguins may attack on the turn they are brought into play.
At the end of any turn in which this card is successfully brought into play, place this card in owner's graveyard no matter where it currently is.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Mob Rule | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Mob Rule
3R
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep: 2
Lose 2 life when Mob Rule is put into play. While Mob Rule is in play, Counterspell, Mana Drain, Power Sink, Spell Blast, Blue & Red Elemental Blast, CounterOOP, and Force Spike are automatically countered.
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Ogelvee Pooman | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Ogelvee Pooman
WWWWWWWW
Summon Anemic Legend
Protection from Red, Blue, Black, and Green
"I've got this anemia thing, but I've been working out. I'm huge! *Sniff*"
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Penultimate Hack | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Penultimate Hack
RRUU
Enchant World
Choose a basic land type when Penultimate Hack is cast. All spells cast after this card comes into play are altered so that any reference to land type is altered to now read the basic land type chose when this card came into play.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Penultimate Slight | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Penultimate Slight
3UU
Enchant World
Place a red, blue, black, white or green counter on this card when Penultimate Slight is cast. All spells cast after this card comes into player are altered so that any reference to color is altered to now read as the color of the counter on this card.
If the counter on this card is destroyed, remove this card from the game.
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Pinkish Rose | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Pinkish Rose
0
Artifact
Comes into play tapped.
T: Sacrifice Pinkish Rose to gain 3 mana in any combination. This ability is played as an interrupt.
Pinkish Rose is a restricted card. It counts as a loti.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Pirate Kids | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Pirate Kids
BB
Summon Pirate Kids
B: Banding
B: First Strike
BBB: Return Pirate Kids to owner's hand.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Poison Pill | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Poison Pill
UU
Enchant Permanent
If Poison Pill is removed from play, permanent that Poison Pill enchants is removed from game.
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Pretentious Bane | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Pretentious Bane
WW
Enchantment
While Pretentious Bane is in play, anyone may tap any beta land for mana. If two or more players wish to tap the same land, flip a coin to decide who may tap it. Winner must tap land and take mana into his or her man pool.
If no beta land is in play, destroy Pretentious Bane.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Rat Poison | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Rat Poison
3
Artifact
Comes into play tapped.
When uptapped, Rat Poison buries all rat in play (Plague, Swamp, Bog, etc.).
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Reflected Gaze | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Reflected Gaze
4
Artifact
Any Racks or Vice-based artifact in play is automatically and constantly retargeted at its owner while Reflected Gaze is untapped.
"See how you like it!"
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River of Power | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Land | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | River of Power
Land
While River of Power is in play, all creatures with a combined power and toughness of 4 controlled by this card's owner may be tapped for 1 mana of the color of the rightmost mana symbol in the creature's casting cost (or 1 colorless).
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Robe of Sacrifice | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Robe of Sacrifice
2BB
Enchant Creature
Controller of creature enchanted with this spell must place a card from their hand under this card during their upkeep. At the end of their turn, any card under this card is played in graveyard. If a creature that Robe of Sacrifice enchants dies, return cards under this card to their owners' hands.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
| 054
Scortched Earth Endjinn | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Scortched Earth Endjinn
5
Artifact
T: Sacrifice 1 land to force each opponent to destroy 1 land.
"See how you like it!"
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Significant Other | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Significant Other
BBUURR
Sorcery
Caster may contact target player's significant other and ask him or her if the target player should continue to play Magic or quit. If the answer is "quit" (or any variation thereof), then target player loses game, otherwise you suffer 5 damage.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Silvan Heatmeister | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Silvan Heatmeister
UUU
Summon Heatmeister
T: Silvan Heatmeister takes 2 damage. Just before your next discard phase, if this card is still in play, draw 1 card.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Sir Angus Fruntbruttle | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Multicolor | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Sir Angus Fruntbruttle
BRRGG
Artifact
While Sir Angus Fruntbruttle is in play, no artifact may be tapped or sacrificed to produce mana.
If any enchantment is successfully cast on Sir Angus Fruntbruttle, bury him.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Sister Pain | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Sister Pain 3WW
Summon Assassin
Protection from Red, Protection from Black
T: Bury target red or black creature.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Spike in the Heart | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Spike in the Heart
3U
Enchantment
Players suffer 2 damage for every card they draw during someone else's upkeep.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
| 060
Star Destroyer | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Star Destroyer 3U
Summon the Empire
Flying, Trample
During your upkeep, tape on of your creatures, then give an opponent's creature islandwalk, then take 1 point of damage.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Suhwicher's Transposerfier | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Artifact | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Suhwicher's Transposerfier 7
Artifact
T: You and target opponent switch absolute control of all non-land permanents in play, including Suhwicher's Transposerfier. Permanents remain in their tapped or untapped state. Put 2 tap counters on this card.
Untap Transposerfier only if there are no tap counters on it. At the end of controller's upkeep, remove one tap counter from Transposerfier.
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Temple of Nightpaul | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Land | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Temple of Nightpaul
Anemic Legendary Land
While Temple of Naughtpaul is in play, cards from the Annoying Kingdoms expansion set may not be untapped, and new spells from the set are automatically countered.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Terror Cow | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Black | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Terror Cow
XBB
Summon Cow
When summoned, put X+1 life counters on Terror Cow. When Terror Cow is tapped, remove a life counter. (*) is equal to the number of life counters on Terror Cow.
BBB: Regenerate Terror Cow.
3: Add 1 life counter to Terror Cow.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Towers of Coolth | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Land | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Towers of Coolth
Anemic Legendary Land
If there are no non-land permanents from the Ice Ages expansion set in play, controller of Towers of Coolth must sacrifice 4 lands or all lands (whichever is less) during upkeep.
T: Destroy target non-land permanent from the Ice Ages expansion set.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Trick of Treat? | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Trick of Treat? 3U
Instant
Choose 3 cards from target opponent's graveyard and place them in his or her hand.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Trusty Frog | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Trusty Frog 3G
Summon Frog
Trusty Frog is unaffected by any non-targeted spell or effect.
"Trusty. Trusty Frog, king of the leafy tree frogs!"
Traditional Frog Folksong
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Uncle Joe's Transformation | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Uncle Joe's Transformation
1GG
Enchant Creature
Target creature loses all of its natural abilities and becomes a saphire, ruby, emerald, pearl, or jet moxcaster's choice.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved |
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Uthuden Heatmeister | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | White | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Uthuden Heatmeister
WWW
Summon Heatmeister
T: Utuden Heatmeister takes 2 damage. Counter red or black spell being cast. Play this ability as an interrupt.
©1995 Paul of Manhattan: All rights reserved
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Viral Clown | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Blue | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Viral Clown
3UU
Summon Clown
U,T: Put a Viral Clown token on target creature and tap it.
While 1 or more Viral Clown tokens are on a creature, it loses all of its natural abilities and is instead considered a Viral Clown. During upkeep, a player may pay 3 to remove a Viral Clown token from any creature.
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Wheel of Jason | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Wheel of Jason
XRR
Sorcery
When Wheel of Jason is cast, each player exchanges X cards from their graveyard with X cards from their library. Players then shuffle their libraries. X cannot be greater than the number of cards in the smallest graveyard or library in play. This card is restricted.
"Awww, is this one of your weird decks?"
Grace
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Woodzy Angel | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Green | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Woody Angel
5GG
Summon Sprite
Flying, First Strike
Woodzy Angel is unaffected by any spell or effect that changes who controls Woodzy Angel.
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Yelling Boy | Illus. | Paul of Manhattan | | Rarity | | | Color | Red | | Source | Source unknown | 1995-? | | Info | Yelling Boy
RR
Summon Child
When Yelling Boy attacks, all declared blockers must block Yelling boy.
"Jeeze, I wanted to KILL that kid!"
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