001
Bender Illus. | Futurama/Fox | Rarity | | Color | Artifact | Source | InQuest Gamer #80 magazine fantasy card | 2001-12 | Info | Bender
4
Creature — Lazy Drunken Robot
Whenever Bender deals combat damage to a player, that player chooses one: pay 3 mana of any one color, remove a permanent he or she controls from the game, or discard a card from his or her hand.
"Kiss my shiny metal ass."
© Futurama/Fox
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Cartman Illus. | Paramount Picture/Comedy Central | Rarity | | Color | Red | Source | InQuest Gamer #80 magazine fantasy card | 2001-12 | Info | Cartman
1R
Creature — Fat Ass Kid Legend
1: Target player shuffles his graveyard.
1: Tap target tapped creature.
1: Put a Cheesy Poof counter on target creature.
"Respect my authori-tay."
© Paramount Picture/Comedy Central
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Itchy/Scratchy Illus. | Bongo Entertainment, Inc. | Rarity | | Color | Multicolor | Source | InQuest Gamer #80 magazine fantasy card | 2001-12 | Info | Itchy RR
Instant
Rip target card in half if its card raritiy is common. Remove that card from the game.
© Bongo Entertainment, Inc.
Scratchy
W
Instant
If target creature or player would receive lethal damage this turn, prevent that damage.
© Bongo Entertainment, Inc. |
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